Journal Entry: April 25,2014

Today, as I'm trying to think of new material for my latest fiction novel (I'm a self-published author of now 40 books and counting),I daydream about writing the infamous "great American novel",and about getting filthy rich off some best-sellers that I managed to write,buying fancy sport cars,big mansions and having sexy,hot,super-model chicks to have hot,passionate sex with.