Missing Journal Entry: March 17,2014

It's St. Patrick's Day and I get to see some pretty,find,young lassies out and about wearing their green shirts and what-not,and I daydream about having sex with some of the fine,lovely lassies I see, daydreaming about making one of them my wife and making fine-looking babies with her, as I pass by some of these fine,hot,Irish chicks!